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Warmest Greetings,
Mr. and Mrs. SEMth
:: Monday, June 20, 2005 ::
Here's the plot. A sexy action adventure. John and Jane SEM are an ordinary couple in a boring, passionateless marraige who work for the same search engine optimization company in a suburban town somewhere in the USA. They are legendary gurus, secretly working for other firms on opposite sides of the track. One is a "black hat" SEO, the other is a "white hat" SEO.
Neither do they realize they're assigned to kill each other.
Working under cover, they can be spotted on the Internet. Last known sightings...
Association of Search Engine Spammers. Free course available.
Gray Hat News. Where one writer is none other than James Bond's retired, but still hot, Miss Moneypenny.
Threadwatch Groupies - The SEMths spotted mingling in the party.
Black Hat SEO - A front for the secret organization.
White Hat Black Hat debate - SEOMoz - A put-a-flower-in-the-enemy's-gun approach.
Fantomaster - Complete with self-destructing tape and Tom Cruise-like, "I climb jagged cliffs in the desert to keep in black hat shape" SEM agents.
Father Knight to the Congregation:
"There are no hats.
There are three forms of SEO tactics: 1. Techniques currently rated as 'safe'. 2. Techniques rated as risky. 3. Risk balanced and risk managed techniques."

:: posted by Kim Krause Berg on 6/20/2005 12:39:00 PM
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