Warmest Greetings,

:: Friday, April 25, 2003 ::

Yes, but it's still Microsoft. If you want to continue your dysfunctional relationship with Microsoft, (ie total dependency on all things MS), they've launched a new server which is supposedly bigger, better, faster, safer and yes, even more loyal than their others. >>> Microsoft launches Windows Server 2003, Visual Studio.Net 2003

AllTheWeb is now officially owned by Overture...>>>"This acquisition combined with Overture's previously announced plan to purchase the business of Web search pioneer AltaVista Company, will strengthen Overture's leadership in commercial search and position the company to build the most powerful and comprehensive search capability on the Internet. The acquisition of AltaVista is expected to close before the end of April."

Suddenly the cartoon Pinky and the Brain comes to my mind. "I want to take over the World!"

I don't know which is better, Google calling me a Sex Goddess or
Starbucks calling me a stripper...

"Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink small cafe mocha are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall"

Um, yes. Duh....Like, Victoria's Secret is in the mall, ya know?

And finally.

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
- Italian Proverb

Have a great weekend!

:: posted by Kim Krause Berg on 4/25/2003 02:15:23 PM

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